Honey apologies

Honey, I Apology please laugh and forgive me.
Wife is angry and she is throwing things at you. You need to evade her mental and physical attacks while at same time apologize and make her laugh. Good typing skills will help you a lot or you will be burred under a pile of stuff she throws at you.
Choose the right apology (num 1, num 2).
Type with your left hand hand and evade your precious possessions that are being thrown at you with your right hand(arrow keys)